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DIABLO (Honest Game Trailers) DIABLO (Honest Game Trailers)

the following trailer is rated H for honest from Blizzard the company who keeps remaking Starcraft Warcraft and Magic the Gathering comes the series that will send you to hell and back if you can get a discard though experience all three of the action-rpg click fast that gave an entire generation carpal tunnel syndrome…

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FRIDAY THE 13TH (Honest Game Trailers) FRIDAY THE 13TH (Honest Game Trailers)

以下預告列為誠實級 你看過經典的恐怖電影系列 你避開了那糟透的任天堂遊戲 因為網路上的人都叫你別玩 你也在真人快打DLC中用X光視角痛宰敵人 你對於曲棍球面具產生了直覺性的恐懼 現在以最正統的方式來體驗 傑森沃爾希不為人知的故事 那就是一款群眾募資多人線上遊戲 還要你從頭到尾翻箱倒櫃 來找出你的鑰匙 十三號星期五 跳過恐怖電影前面無論如何都必備的20分鐘劇情 直接進入十三號星期五青少年屠殺橋段 讓你扮演殺人魔傑森 或是其中一位被他追殺的衰鬼營隊成員 他他們瘋狂地在營地間穿梭,試圖躲藏或逃跑 直到他們被這位電影史上最不爽的露營客 以各種漫畫般的誇張手法一一殺掉 但別擔心,依照恐怖點影法則 這些青少年一定做過什麼很該死的事 像是乎麻或打炮 戴上傑森沃爾希的經典面具 並體驗他超級強大 但大部分都沒有解釋的神奇力量 讓你像藍魔鬼(X戰警角色)一樣在營地間自由順移 以光速直接出奇不意地飛到露營客身邊 然後,就直接用力殺爆他們 老天啊 並沐浴在遊戲裡其他玩家對你的恐懼之中 接著意識到自己只有12%左右的機會可以玩到傑森 剩下的78%都得扮演名字叫做畢夫的渾蛋之類的 在各種廢棄房屋中尋找道具 放置陷阱 躲在床鋪下 直到那位玩到有趣角色的玩家 在你逃跑的路上出現殺爆你 至少這款遊戲有鄰近語音系統 所以你可以在進入觀戰模式之前罵出各種歧視用語 網路遊戲讚啦! 計畫逃出史納夫營地的方法 並用龜速四處蹣跚奔跑 因為這令人痛苦的體力值系統 然後四處搜刮尋找汽油和電池 來裝在不知為何需要這些東西的汽車上 接著看著你的隊友丟下你逃跑或是直接輾過你 打電話報警,然後再等待他們來的時候 腦袋就被打飛了 還有老實說好了,傑森大概連警察也照殺不誤吧 或是耍廢到一個極致 找個角落躲起來直到時間倒數結束 在這個遊玩體驗,基本上就是成人版的躲貓貓 發現遊玩這款群眾募資線上遊戲的樂趣 你將面對不穩定的伺服器 超多的Bugs和錯誤…

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RESIDENT EVIL (Honest Game Trailers) RESIDENT EVIL (Honest Game Trailers)

the following trailer is rated H for honest from the company whose idea of a next-gen mega man is putting him in Smash Brothers comes the first game in the franchise the defined survival horror then turned into a comedy Resident Evil HD remastered again experience the remaster of the remake of the original that…

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CLASH OF CLANS (Honest Game Trailers) CLASH OF CLANS (Honest Game Trailers)

the following trailer is rated H for honest from supper chol developers of the clash of clans ripoff with army soldiers and a clash of clans ripoff with chickens comes the cancerous mobile game built on grinding OCD and stealing your parents credit card clash of clans prepare for everything wrong with the game industry…

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BLOODBORNE (Honest Game Trailers) BLOODBORNE (Honest Game Trailers)

the following trailer is rated s for spoilers from the only company who still makes games for grown-ups like Dark Souls tenchu and the adventure of cookie and cream comes the game that put everyone who bought an Xbox one on suicide watch blood-borne prepare for the first triple a title in forever that actually…

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GRAND THEFT AUTO ONLINE (Honest Game Trailers) GRAND THEFT AUTO ONLINE (Honest Game Trailers)

the following trailer is rated H for honest two years ago Rockstar Games released grand theft auto 5 one year later they took it online and it sucked now one year after that you can almost reliably play Grand Theft Auto online log on to everyone's favorite good game made out of a dozen smaller…

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THE DIVISION (Honest Game Trailers) THE DIVISION (Honest Game Trailers)

the following trailer is rated H for honest from the publishers famous for their open-world games and cringe-worthy press conferences and the series that gets left onto any shooter that's even slightly realistic comes a third-person shooter set in a cross between I am Legend and doomsday preppers the division deploy into the chaos of…

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COUNTER-STRIKE (Honest Game Trailers) COUNTER-STRIKE (Honest Game Trailers)

the following trailer is rated H for honest from valve the company that refuses to let anyone aim down the barrel comes the franchise that taught generations of children you run faster with a knife counter-strike yep counter-strike is still a thing I know I can't believe it either gear up for another round of…

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