I’M GETTING TOO HYPE PLAYING THIS | TABS: Totally Accurate Battle Simulator #2

I’M GETTING TOO HYPE PLAYING THIS | TABS: Totally Accurate Battle Simulator #2


WAR. *Dramatic Music* War never changes. Infact *clapping* WAR. War never changes. *DRAMITIC MUSIC* Today… we fight for something bigger… DOMINATION Who the freak was that guy he he he he he he he Sup Youtube what’s going on CoryxKenshin here and WELCOME, back to, “Totally Accurate Battle Simulator.” We’re picking up right where we left off. Ladies and gentlemen. Y’all actually actually went crazy Y’all actually went stupid (oOAAahhA) On that like button. I’m glad you’re enjoying this game because we’re starting the adventure, tree tribe! Take a good look at the competition ladies and gentlemen They’re in the trees Look how many of them it is. Oh We only got three thousand?! ‘aight, get a mammoth in there, get a Valkyrie Yeah, that’s all I need start it up Come down from the trees valkyrie, do work Let me see what the mammoth doing over here Handle that! how did- what did I tell y’all ’bout going against a mammoth What about the–oh, valkyries dead. mammoth, what are you (Oh! I’m hurt!) Give me a Minotaur and Wheelbarrow y’all, no wheelbarrow be out here. And I want a bunch of Hables, Hable the rock Let’s do this. Come On wheelbarrow. Handle that wheelbarrow! yeah!!! wheelbarrow, get out the tree Minotaur over there giving them hands Man, I’m ’bout to check on a Minotaur. Give them their hands Oh My gosh, oh my gosh put them in a dirt. Oh he’s Hit hard get up stop Not gonna help over here wheelbarrow which I’ll do Well barrel, what are you doing? Get off but it just let it go minute. Uh-huh smack Oh Oh, we’ll go free Oh y’all in trouble now y’all in trouble now what little bear where you Wilbur what do you do it? My Lisa Minotaur got it y’all are back again pitchforks in hey, I Thought they learned their lesson mammy get in there Mammy is pumped you here to battle formations Hey, hey hey, hey. Hey. Hey you are my enemy You are my enemy you not in front of me You are my enemy You you yeah, you are in it start it up. Let’s go y’all are in trouble now Y’all are in trouble now They’re like Oh my god, did you see them? This is what mammy does Look at him. Nothing to see here Oh y’all think y’all just about to be in a hey nothin We can’t see y’all. I say we just send a bunch of Valkyries in there. Let’s go Get in there They don’t know what to do with JA Valkyries We rolled it for Thor 0:02 was literally inverted Cory in Berkshire, so he was like Y’all not ready for my best technique Ruin is heat napping at the end Yo. Skip the Jumpman logo This is that new logo final destination haffley We got here just some regular guys is is that it? There’s no one else. Oh My I say we just sent a squire in if that’s all we got make it the food. Oh my Are you serious? Bro? Do not let them bully you like that get off me? Uh-huh fell on you. Now now you come down. Oh Come on, come on down here then wait. How’s he not dead. Oh man, please. Oh, The smallest army, huh? Huh? What are y’all I got them lining up like it’s a Supreme drop. I gotcha I want catapults one here one here I Call this the crowd control for me and then you know what I’m liking these wires put them in a game catapult Oh my god bodies everywhere Y’all got that little bully I Mean yard and kilt the Squires, but alright we got We got some music people get a squire in there Squire don’t care – war – war This is what we do. This is what we trained for Look at these idiots They’re scared of you Come down here Come down here and soul. Look at ease look at it. They’re running Oh My gosh. Alright, we got here all the bones who’s our competition Oh Looking like a whole cult out here. Y’all know how I feel about cults Let me guess you’re the ringleader father bonehead. That’s what I’m gonna call you. All right? No, no, no, no, no, don’t worry about it Because we sitting in the king himself King Get ready. I my arm you what a catapult I’m also gonna arm you with the balista and a Minotaur this Will be a war for the ages ladies and gentlemen place your bets We got artillery the mystical Minotaur and the king himself Against the likes of father bonehead and his cult of boneheads. Let’s go Catapult you got to go. You got to go. You got to go ride it together Oh, yeah Minotaur get up. Oh, you ain’t gettin that Look at a king. Look at the king Oh Even killed the Minotaur King King King King beer looking majestic like my own. Yeah. Yeah I know y’all been noticing the beer work. You know, what is that? Give me a couple months All right. I’m telling you the catapult one of the most underrated weapons on here You got a crowd put the catapult and they are done We got a shield I have on a rock get in. There ain’t gonna know what to do what you have Goes the weasel Look at my man Fold it like an omelet. I’m telling you bro. They don’t make him like me no more. We got out here Oh, we got some we got some people hide and don’t we oh and they thought they was hidden You actually not too bad your big smelly foot sticking out. Mammy. We need you. We’re my Squire Is that dumb over here? So I’m right there some right there and Some right there. Let’s do this to war. We’ve got them coming from the sides. Yeah, I knew it. So let’s try to do This war that’s right, maybe I don’t already know you got Joe side or they climbing on the free Course, they tried it You got some over here. Fuck. Oh my god There it they got his hand in his black Pammy a BB fellow. That’s all my guys. I knew Manny was good Skol they call it this one bread and butter. Imma give y’all some bread and butter Wheelbarrow time hold up start them back here so he could get a running start Then I’m gonna put a harvester front and center harvester. You got one job when I say go I want you to swing this X as Hard as you can I want you to take out this entire first line of defense So that you can make way for your brother back there. This is Kenan Ryu. Let’s go swing This is Ken and Ryu man Ken swung the X and then my do He just ran in there and they just pummeled. Oh, it was actually a massacre but then This man here rose from the smoke Have you ever seen technique like this? All of you guys? This is what awaits us in our next battle You guys are ready for the next battle simulator Be sure to simmer a slice that like button subscribe today to join us samurai and it’s on next summer Perfect

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  1. Sorry episode was short, we may do a double upload tomorrow πŸ‘€ SLICE that like button!

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  2. That was so freaking fun and great cory…..
    😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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  4. What's funny is a grown man wearing a star wars mask for no reason then pretend s he doesn't know who the guy was XD

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  5. When he said war never changes I knew this had something to do with fallout 🀣

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  6. Anybody else think it’s weird that Cory just has some camera recording himself from the side??

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  7. Yooooooooooo coryyyyyyyyyy I just wanted to say that you changed my life I have been here since Xbox live argument. I used to have friends bad friends then you changed ME thank you of anyone wants to talk just reply

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  8. You know when you say mammy it sounds like mom in Spanish but they say mama

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  9. I love this video this video is legit awesome you did a good job with this video please buy

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  10. Am I the only one who thinks that the Minotaurs are freaking adorable looking in this game

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    you can pay with one like and reuse it or just steal i don't really care enjoy πŸ™‚

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  12. cory my king do you remember when you played tabs you put the fallout 4 mask play fallout 4 or 76 or do MORE tabs SO YOU can have fun whit the weel ball and mamey so you can WIN PLAY MORE TABS YA YEET

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  13. OH i frogt to tell you that KINDERGARED 2 IS OUT i think so ITS SO COOL HERE IS one spoler you can MONSER MON BATES NOW

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  14. 6:20 γ…‹γ…‹γ…‹γ…‹ λŒ€λ°•μ΄λ‹€. 이거 λ„ˆλ¬΄μ›ƒκ²¨μ„œ μˆ¨λ„˜μ–΄κ°„λ‹€. 퀄리티 λŒ€λ°•. γ…‹γ…‹γ…‹γ…‹πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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