If Cell Phone Commercials Were Honest – Honest Ads (iPhone, Android)

If Cell Phone Commercials Were Honest – Honest Ads (iPhone, Android)


– Let me ask you something. How important is it for
you to feel connected? No, not to your friends and family. I mean to people you
don’t really know or like across the Internet. If the answer is “very,” perhaps I can interest
you in this pocket box. Introducing the iHorton BS, what number are we on? 8 (laughs). It’s functionally the same as the BS7, but I gave it some barely
noticeable upgrades and put a different metal case on it, so now it costs $850 (chuckles). Rose gold, we made that one up. – But I got my iHorton BS7
just a couple months ago, and it’s working fine. – Oh, jeez. One second. (phone beeps) Just sent out an update. – Oh, okay. Yeah, it’s bad now. – Glad to hear it. See, I can use anti-piracy
laws to force updates on you that make your pocket
box objectively worse. Oh, and if you want to sell it or give it to a family member, I can also “lock” your pocket box so it has no second life value. Even though it’s yours. And I will. I guarantee it. – Wait, this doesn’t make any sense. It says my memory is already full, but I basically just got it. – That’s because pocket box comes with a handful of stock
apps you’ll never use and which are impossible to delete. Oh, and if you don’t
update them regularly, they can cause the whole
thing to freeze up. That’s called built-in obsolescence and it comes with every
box, free of charge. That’s my promise to you. Now before I forget, I legally need to say that your pocket box may not be safe to keep in your pocket. Something about waves
or exploding batteries. I don’t have to be more specific than that thanks to the neat little phrase, “Caveat Emptor” or “buyer beware.” It basically says we don’t
have to tell the truth, because you should assume
pocket box companies are going to lie a little
right out of the gates. Anyway, the BS8 is twice as fast, weighs negative pounds, and can repair your
relationship with your father. Kind of trust me. Yes sir, you may be thinking to yourself, where are these little gifts
from the heavens created? Heaven? Close, warehouses. We find it’s actually easier and cheaper to have workers make them for pennies and we put nets around the factory so they can’t kill themselves
in the middle of their shift. So you see, Heaven has
nothing to do with it. Enjoying your new iHorton, son? – Yeah, I mean, it’s got a
bunch of obvious design flaws and my bill just went up for some reason, but I don’t know. How do I look? – Grand! And that’s exactly why you need one. I’m not really selling you progress. I’m selling you the feeling of owning something new and cool. And can you really put a price on that? – Well, I paid it in installments, so it’s actually more. – I can. That price is eight
hundred and fifty dollars. Which is a lot. I agree, but if I charge you less, you don’t seem to want to buy it. You seem to prefer things
that are overpriced and it’s frankly, weird. The IHorton BS8. Sorry, BS8S now. It also takes phone calls, but you won’t answer them. Okay, I’ve been Roger.

100 Comments on "If Cell Phone Commercials Were Honest – Honest Ads (iPhone, Android)"


  1. When that episode of Supernatural suggested that heaven is located in a warehouse in Van Nuys California, I admit I was skeptical. Fortunately, Rodger has just confirmed that heaven & warehouses are virtually indistinguishable from each other. I too thought that the rings of Saturn or a blade of grass would be a more likely place but hey, I trust Rodger. LMAO!

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  2. I never knew how much I needed Roger in my life until today after work.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  3. Gg that's only on apple products you can be a pirate with an android + have all the paid stuff for free.

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  4. The Samsung A70 Ad came up after this video was finished. Is someone trying to tell me something?

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  5. NEVER BOUGHT A SMART PHONE NEVER WILL IM YOGI BEAR SMARTER THAN YOU AVERAGE SHEEPLE later Losers!!!

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  6. That was… that was an epic video……. I also planned to buy an iphone but an SE it was the one and only value for money phone from apple at that time, and now in market we would get better phone than that SE for half of the price

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  7. But android phones lag after few years while an iphone keeps up its perfomance for many years

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  8. Still going strong with my LG G6 I bought for 90$ on eBay. 20$ a month for unlimited Sprint crap data. I hacked it as well so now I get unlimited hotspot πŸ™‚

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  9. This is why I don't own a smartphone.

    I just steal a phone whenever I need to make a call.

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  10. Rip apple and Samsung shits….you people deserve this… And this makes me think that how good Nokia phones were, they literally connected people

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  11. Introducing the newest Radiations Phone, you can lose all ur sperms and can't keep up in 2 years. Buy it for only 1000€ u will be happy. Guarantee

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  12. If phones are "smart" why do they act retarded most of the time?!?!

    P.S. I have Samsung and it's more stupid than Trump

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  13. I like the part about over pricing, people actually do want the most expensive phones. Funny part is no one wants to pay what food is worth.

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  14. The last time I updated my iPhone 6s was 72 weeks ago.. it’s still as fast as when I first purchased it. DONT UPDATE YOUR PHONES

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  15. I'm 47 and I literally just switched over to a Tracphone Rebel 4.I paid $50 for the phone and like $20/month for usage. I will never fall slave to the mainstream smartphone contracts, EVER. This phone is amazing, it's mine, and I will never have to honor a 2+ year contract. It's got a 16mp camera and all the apps.

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  16. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ IPhone sumed up! Android from 10 years ago still works fine and gets all the new apps!! FUCK IPHONE!

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  17. I just bought a Microsoft Surface Laptop 2 for $800… it made me question why on earth is a phone the same price

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  18. This is so obviously about android like come on only the worst android phones have an 8 gb storage of which 7 gb is used up.. give me one iPhone that was before it’s time, Iphones already had a 16gb storage before android phones

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  19. I'd never spend a couple of hundreds of Euros for smth silly like a phone. I bought mine two years ago for less than 200 and it's completely fine in every aspect. No need to pay almost €1k for names like Samsung.

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