Game Dev Tycoon

Game Dev Tycoon



hi I'm video donkey today I'm playing game dev tycoon I'm starting my new company I'll called Paul Venus games run of course by Paul Karina's its develop a new game here let's make some make it video game magic this is really the chance to make your own game with this game all you do is really make the titles though I'm gonna call this game kill but it's an action military see we're gonna go PC cuz I think yeah I think there's more future in the PC I think and it's a text-based game of course I don't know if cranking this actually does anything but I'm just gonna crank that all the way up there cuz I want this game would be really good you know we're just gonna crank just I want a fully cranked game crank it up just cranked all that shit up you see Emma we're seeing a ton design we're seeing a time technology and I want I'm afraid of bugs I'm afraid of bugs so we're gonna get the bugs out of that game and this looking this great combo new combo new topic it's looking to be a new smash and maybe we can get our foot in the door in this business and establish some ground and I think this is a good game that we've made here critics are calling it pretty bad man military is a great combination still gives me 3 out of 10 I'm disappointing it was a first game I don't know how it's disappointing well it is selling some copies look at that sold a thousand copies so it's got to be pretty good this song is selling some money so I think we're right I got an all new fresh concept kill but to kill but to get it and this time we upgrade 2d graphics alright we're done with the text the text is it was fully cranked and there's a whole new record on the record on technology front and the game play so it's early do a full package with kill but – I fans it at first you're gonna love kill but – we really we pulled up all the stops and just great reviews there for uninspiring Falls a bit short just critical acclaim masterpiece I got an all-new deal with Will Smith to make a new wild wild Smith it's a Western RPG in the most literal sense of the word and we use Will Smith's likeness to sell some games bank account is in the red so I can give as long as I don't hit 50 km still good we still don't go bankrupt my new game wild wild Smith is now ready but an all new record it really looks to be a real real work of genius year and I think this stage is still still pretty good okay okay that's okay I'll go with that yeah but I think this game is you're really seeing us on the rise here Oh 13 fans oh we sold 4000 copies and 13 people liked it that's it's so it's gotta be pretty good now on the next game let me think the next game is gonna be a medieval adventure for the G 64 I call it Bulls realm 64 cuz it sounded and Nintendo 64 oh my god oh it's um it's smash hit and I'm a millionaire I'm a minute I can make my dream project dance dance man 64 alright this sucked beaver ball we're putting it all on Beaver bog chins I got his sign I got a deal with Jackie Chan his likeness should sell some copies now for my next game take a classic franchise killed by and put a new twist on it kill but racing and this is gonna I really think audiences warm to the effort that I put in this game shows potential all audiences are just eating it up they're just eating it's a smash hit I'm a millionaire at this point I could make any game I want till ask fuck my first m-rated game these guys want to interview me is one of the first time rated games of its time Kelly as fuck the hype whoa hype is ten people are getting excited for Kell last fuck they want to play this game because I came up with a good title and the critics should I go my gaga for Wow beautiful beautiful it's a beautiful game you see I put a lot of work in there now if you buy this for your kids you're just a bad parent it's called hooker fucker and you know oh my goodness people are just buying hooker fucker people just wanna fuck a hooker I mean I knew it I knew it in my heart that game would sell now i couldn't've I love my dream engine which is of course you know with this money I can develop the the Bumbo the Bumbo engine 2.0 because just you know and we're gonna team back up with Will Smith I can come up with a better name come up let me let me think Smith Smith Wow – and a beautiful beautiful Will Smith will be so proud of me it's up oh it's so unlike hotcakes millionaire what fucking million is now I'm gonna return to the old franchise kill but or killed by three I'm the game boy and we're really gonna I mean this I'm gonna bring kill but three to a whole new level audiences I think I think I got the technology to really realize what I want to kill but be to be an original fucking masterpiece it's a masterpiece I got an all new idea kill but for how about that killed but for it so it's a masterpiece it's a masterpiece ladies and gentlemen millionaire I'm a millionaire copies is the last one but still I'm pretty good off I'm gonna have to make a new kill by engine here you see my I got a new office go ahead I have a whole new fresh concept kill but six weeks we skip we skip that's the genius we skip kill about five we go straight to six so that people know and this is the game boy game with we have cutscenes steering wheel support mono sound quality it's very advanced critics what the heck this there's a whole new technology what this is stupid I'm making them best games and nobody wants to buy it I'm a millionaire I don't have to take this shit I'm a fucking millionaire I spent a lot of my g3 booth in a million dollars I'm finding a new employee so I'm no longer a million unfortunately but I have an all new concept and I'm gonna be right back on top with this new game cock fuck dick shit penis and the PlayStation came out it's a masterpiece it's a man I'm a million to a child friendly game but fart poop dick ass fuck well what the heck well what if I do what if I come back to an old to an old classic franchise an old classic game that fans have really been waiting for you know I think Oh tell but you can't go wrong with kill but now kill by three that was the big leap through so I think fans want a sequel to kill but three in specific so cuz kill before kill six you know that they were they were okay I guess but we got it I gotta make a true sequel to kill about three so this is this might this might this might be a kill but three to do I'm saying it's a masterpiece I'm a genius it's a masterpiece I'm a mess for these times here comes the money alright who came up with the title ash balls dicks Big Pun you can't sell a game with that title doesn't sell this was just this was just a video clip of Jar Jar Binks dancing I'm not surprised it flopped we need to we need a sequel to an old classic something oh I got it I got a genius idea I got I got a whole fresh concept now I put on the place I call kill but 3 2 – you see what I'm saying is good it's gonna be it's gonna is it it's gonna it's it's it's that it's not selling that well it's it's a big disappointment so we're gonna we're gonna build a whole new engine Humphry IMAX for put on this but ass bitch it's a it's got pretty good reviews it's selling like typing for fucks for the Dreamcast if you play it with a controller it's a that's the absurdity of it steering wheel support though that's how we get that's how we bring in the big bucks it's a it's a masterpiece it's amazing where I'm not spray it's just typing it with no cook with no type it's a mess it didn't sell good cuz target audience wasn't right well there's dreamcast is that dreamcast we're going okay I got it on I got it all good I got a normal me out him out and we go way back in time and a sequel to an old beaver ball revenge it's a masterpiece failure that baby what the fuck dreamcast kiss my dream ass you you're ruining my vote I'm just I'm pouring all my money into this new engine and we're gonna just we're gonna make Call of Duty literally we're gonna make Call of Duty and we're just gonna get paid we're gonna make our payday it's a masterpiece oh why not make a game called shithole Hospital & Spell Hospital walk this is gonna bring us back out of the red oh shit we over drill and we have to take out a big loan from the bank okay well hopefully this game is sells good um said they did not like it we're going with t-mobile estimates you can't go wrong teaming up with will he always gives you a good game and this is gonna be the jam that we need to get out of this rut and pay off this bank and it's okay and we have to pay him 1.7 million back we're a hundred thousand in the hole so I'm just gonna have to let you go Brock I'm sorry and we're gonna have to fire you too Bobby it's just me now and we're gonna call this game last hope because if this one flops then I go bankrupt and I lose the game there's a Nintendo games fear all right good job Nintendo stupid-ass idea we're stripping no sounds no soundtrack no sounds and at all and they didn't I like it well we had we had a good run remember beaver bounce that was a good game we made man but T's fun shooter it was great working with everyone game

22 Comments on "Game Dev Tycoon"


  1. My favorite mission in Hooker Fucker is the one where you play as the main character’s immune system as you battle syphilis

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  2. Rockstar ripped off Paul Beenis games to make Red Dead Redemption, which is just a copy of Will Smiff Wild West.

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  3. Killbutt 2 3: 2, its a good game, but all they gotta do is fix the online, get rid of the stupid ass loot creates, fix the controls, fix the vehicles, add more maps, fix the gameplay, and fix the AI. Other than that, its a great game.

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  4. Still waiting for beaverball 3

    Oh nvm you died… Dammit

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  5. When I played wild wild smiff back in 2003 it was the greatest game I had ever played. Excellent graphics. Great gameplay. Great replayability. Still one of the best Western RPGs out there. I with will Smiff doing the voices worked out perfectly. Thank you Paul for making my childhood the best.

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  6. You know these bars are actually important and you got to place them in proportions

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  7. Looking at Kill Butt 3 2 after all this years, I must say that it was truly a masterpiece ahead of it's time, it's weird to see a game so critically acclaimed both from critics and buyers

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