FALLOUT 3 (Honest Game Trailers)

FALLOUT 3 (Honest Game Trailers)



the following trailer is rated H for honest from the studio who makes one good game two different ways comes the best Fallout game of all time unless you count New Vegas or the first two fallout three in a world where only old people and the Japanese will buy an isometric turn-based RPG get ready for another Elder Scrolls game with the look and feel of the Fallout series awkwardly bolted on welcome to your new life in post-apocalyptic America where every creature is a hellish abomination most of the humans try to kill you and just breathing gives you cancer which I'd still take over living in present a DC take control of the lone wanderer a person with a face of a melted Barbie doll who dresses like it's time for Burning Man and who somehow found a way to survive the vols the wasteland and the greatest horror of all standardized testing no not again no explore a vast open world of puke-green and doodoo brown as you hike for hours across miles and miles of nothing while listening to an endless loop of your Grandpa's old sex jams bong bong bong Guido on and set out on an epic main quest to help your dad install a water filter or don't because everyone knows the real joy of fallout 3 is dicking around so put saving the world on hold as you spend hundreds of hours helping an old lady find her violin stealing the Declaration of Independence talking to a tree becoming a vampire filling an apartment with all your soda and doll parts so you're light enough to move again and just good old-fashioned murder pests go ahead Nuka city your dad won't even get that mad at you you're still my son and I love you but I can't begin to tell you how disappointed in you I am I love you too dad Master a game where strategy and positioning have been replaced by fpf skills and a pause button I mean the VAT system a way to stop the action and target any non dick section of an enemy completely destroying the tension of the game and making no sense for a first-person shooter seriously what is it can you stop time can your pimp boy stop time can everyone with the Pip Boy stop time am i overthinking a simple game mechanic no you shut up hoarders rejoice for a game that makes you pick up absolutely everything for today's junk is tomorrow's Tuesday weapon and hold your breath as you experience the greatest thrill of all trying to pick up ammo without accidentally drinking toilet water so enjoy the most mediocre fallout which is still one of the better games ever made that didn't become great until new vegas and won't become godlike until fallout 4 look at that oh man holy shut up and take my bottle caps already starring night brights Dwayne's the rocks Johnson's crab people crab people Jeff Goldblum Hillary Clinton Lindsay Lohan Mad Max cosplay Yogi Bear dark ler hello yes this is dog a Chinese iPod and kitty Ultron self destruct sequence initialized bad max beyond morrowind did you know that your father is voiced by Liam Neeson apparently your dad had a particular set of skills and it was to walk out on you as a teenager be sure to subscribe for more honest game trailers and tell me what you'd like to hear me say in my awesome voice you're a kid now you're a squid now 60% of the time it works every time leave Britney alone I'm a boobie girl in a boobie world war war isn't the same

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  2. Where is FALLOUT 5 world tour of
    The massive wasteland! Enjoy Asia and China after the apocalypse

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  3. "Apparently your dad had a particular set of skills… and it was to walk out on you as a teenager!" Made me laugh

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  4. Cannibalism, slow motion bloodbath and invulnerable, dick children because killing kids is not nice.

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  5. Por que no traen de regreso a la voz épica en español? extraño estos honest trailers en español.

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  6. Imagine if Fallout 76's trailer was actually honest!. LOL
    Bethesda would be hurting or burying their heads in the sand!.. I'm also starting to think that recouping their costs has now become all they really care about and not the gamers experience like it used to be!.. I personally enjoyed the Xbox 360's version of Fallout 3 and New Vegas honestly!.. I just hope that it gets back to the better days where creators and gamers work together because that's how it should be!.

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  7. Best fallout game of all time seriously 😒 that title goes to New Vegas even with it being a buggy mess. This says a lot about Bethesda

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  8. i only played 3 and 4 and believe 4 is much better than 3. but the fanbase of all these games seems toxic and likes to complain a lot

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  9. Fallout 4 wasn’t a good Fallout game. Fallout 3 was a really good Fallout game. Fallout New Vegas was the best, tho.

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